Viggo Mortensen

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

viglen

Viglen is the British word for a broken computer.

Hey Bob, why won't anything work on this Core 2 with 4 GB of RAM?? Oh wait, I worked it out, it's a Viglen.

by HRH Sir Alan Sugar October 12, 2009

Vignorant

Being vigorously stupid.

That guy constantly pretends to be clueless and helpless so his wife will cater to his every need.

Oh yeah, he's totally vignorant.

by Disco Bill January 4, 2011

The Vigilante

The best darn hodunk cheesy sheriff cowboi man in all of Pizza Tower.

Idiot: I LOVE Pizza Tower!
Genius: Yeah! Who's your favorite character?
Idiot: Well obviously Pep-
*Gunshot*
The Vigilante: Ho down, long cow bowhowjackolou.
Genius: Holy moly! It's The Vigilante! Im your biggest fan! Let's have gay sex!
The Vigilante: Bowhow joecowlown 😏😏😏

by Flameonoodle March 18, 2023

vigilante

Individual who decides to take the law into his or her own hands. Usually due to incompetence by autority or individuals who can't deal with the issue.

A vigilante decided to kill the leaders of two dangerous gangs so the neighborhood is safer for children.

by Brian April 13, 2005

candlelight vigil

standard /routine, if not downright overused, method of remembrance for pretty much anything

Having lossed her goldfish to the toilet, little Sally thought a candlelight vigil was surely in order.

by sheila in the car June 28, 2009

Viggorgasm

This is when Viggo Mortensen gives you an orgasm whether it is in your fantasies, from watching the big screen, or if you are lucky enough to get physical with this cowboy.

The first time I had a Viggorgasm was when I was first watching Hidalgo! I was literally screaming at the movie's climax!!

by Soybean December 15, 2008