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velez special

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.
I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.
by Choiback June 28, 2006
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velda

a wonderful drink of milk that is best drunk on the beach. velda is the best milk in the world
Joey and matt love to drink velda while walking down Crecent beach
by matt marlow December 3, 2007
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velida

A nice woman you rarely see. She is overprotecting just as all of the other bosnian women you meet. Sadly she screams awfully much and is always a perfectionist.
Oh there is velida...!
I heard she screamed at her children.
by Hauringes May 18, 2015
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Mr. Velez

The art of anal sex while the recipient is excreting diarrhea out of their rectum.
Aaron gave Mike a Mr. Velez and it was great.
by Mr. Velez March 12, 2010
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Velenik

Third incarnation of Beelzebul, Lord of the fliers.
He guards the second floor of Hell with Analysisorcery
Velenik is doing the
by First Son of Azazel May 6, 2021
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Valencia Velodrome

A "sports arena" located on Valencia Street in the Mission District of San Francisco, CA. USA where local "athletes" walk, rather than ride their bicycles up and down the sidewalk.

Due to the fact zoning laws require that no bicycles be ridden on the sidewalks, and since visibility is lacking in the bike lane, these "athletes" are forced to walk their machines down the sidewalk in an attempt to compete for the gazes of the female population, which all seem to be dressed like Nepalese Sherpas with fringed suede jackets and victorian era blouses.

The winners of this daily competition are entitled to interact with the objects of there desire. Interactions inlcude:

comparing dislikes, discussing past failures, explaining one's need for keeping it real, and the like.

Elite "athletes are often associated with the prestigious cycling group Team Valencia.
Did you see those kids doing the Valencia Velodrome yesterday? Maybe next time they should try riding their bikes.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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tiktok user valedance07

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)
hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale
by rawrtoonxd April 12, 2021
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