vegas

vegas slays all the time. vegas is the baddest bitch you will meet. vegas has the best gf ever and will be w her forever😝. vegas shits talk ppl she doesn’t like bc it’s funny duhhh. vegas is the best person in the whole wide world 😈

person:hi

vegas:you’re a slut nut

by suckmy7689 August 6, 2022

vegas buffet

Lining up a row of hookers, and eating their crotches out.

We got 4 hookers naked in a row, and did a vegas buffet down the line!

by Ducker1228 January 12, 2009

Vegas Positive

When a lady is gambling and drinking in Las Vegas and ends up pregnant

My wife was only in Vegas a week and she's Vegas Positive.

by Power Pickle January 19, 2017

vegas golden knights

An NHL expansion team that should’ve been complete shit but somehow are top 3 in the NHL.

How the fuck did we just lose 7-0 to the vegas golden knights in the playoffs?

by William Karlsson May 31, 2018

Vegas mouth

Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.

When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.

Jr told Urkel everything that happened on our trip. What a Vegas mouth!

by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013

vegas rain storm

When you are about to cum while fucking a prostitute on the 32nd floor of a casino you jump through the window and ejaculate on over 500 people before you hit the ground.

Frank had 1 week to live so he was the second person to pull off the las Vegas rain storm.

by Rolling a Mexican October 10, 2017

Vegas wife

A stripper, more specifically the individual stripper you end up giving more money to on your trip to Vegas than you spent on your wife's/girlfriend's last birthday present. Most likely she was the one in the club that convinced you that "she's really into you" and let you touch her boobies, despite a strict "hands off" policy.

"Man, I really hope my Vegas Wife TeeKay is working at the club tonight. She really gets me, not like my girlfriend back home."

by Sandor July 26, 2008