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something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer
air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)
by joseph o. December 3, 2003
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Vart

When a fart from your anus passes through the labia
"Girl, why yo pussy smell so bad?" "Oops, it's cuz I varted."
by Calibaby39 January 29, 2014
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cum vart

A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.
johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."
by 0099009976 January 19, 2008
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Vart Jarring Elves

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.
by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010
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After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.
by yhml9m December 20, 2014
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Vart

When a guy farts on a girls vagina
Come on Rick, Vart all over me.. NOW!!!!

Guys my girlfriend is really into me varting on her.. the nasty wet ones are her favorite. What a bitch!
by LeAbram October 17, 2018
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by queefmaker82 January 28, 2019
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