An abbreviation for "Virgin Ass Nigga."
Area of Origin: Jefferson Park,
Chicago, IL
There are many insults, both new and old, that can be utilized to very damaging affects. The lowest one, however, is the term "Van." Being a van is worse than being a hipster or fag, because the term pretty much defines your current sexual experience, that is, none.
A van is someone who sees a large
Slurpee sliding down the dashboard of a car and does absolutely nothing to stop it. A van is someone who never listened to the amazing
Kool G. Rap CD that he had lying around his
house for years. A van is someone who snitches after they dared you to use spitballs during lunch. A van is someone who asks for a bag after only purchasing salad dressing.
History is well-known for having vans. Van Legends, to be more specific. Henry Hill ratted out his entire outfit after
Paul Cicero told him not to get involved with
drugs. Van.
"To Catch A Predator" featured a bunch of vans who wanted to have
sex with under-aged
girls. Complete vans.
Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear because he couldn't take being a van.
Tony: I still haven't seen "Kill Bill."
Miguel: Wow, Seriously?
Tony: Yeah.
Miguel: Wow. That's some van shit right there.
