valecoctorian

the word valedictorian with the suffix -dic replaced with -coc

Corbabs, wasn't your brother valecoctorian of his class? Well yes Joelbill, he was indeed.

by Joelbill February 1, 2008

valedvictorian

person who is amazing at everything and ranked number one of their graduting class.

they also speak at the graduation...but they're mostly number one.

some one as fantastic or amazing as mr. clean.
yea mr. clean, he'd make valedvictorian for sure if he was real.

by Lovebug May 2, 2006

Valedictorianism

The act of being or becoming valedictorian

Person: yo wyd rn?
Other person: Gotta get on that valedictorianism grind

by Brklnhale January 11, 2024

valetdictorian

Someone who is really good at parking/retrieving other peopel's cars without a scratch or dent.

Captain Crunch may mean well when he offers to park your car for you, but he's sure no valetdictorian!

by QuacksO February 19, 2019

valedictasian

Asian student graduating at the top of the class.

Ming Su was our high school valedictasian.

by flyfroggy May 2, 2015

Galedictorian

A genuinely smart female person.

Look at MalPuck, she's so smart - she's got the demeanor of a galedictorian!

by RyanMcCarthy July 17, 2018

valetdicktorian

Someone who's a real a**h**e when it comes to parking your car for you.

K.I.T.T. is a fully self-driving car and thus is always able to find a parking spot on his own, so Michael Knight never has to worry about any valetdicktorians' causing him grief in a V.I.P. parking lot.

by QuacksO October 29, 2020