Uzi

Uzi, or "Uzi Doorman" if you want to waste more of my precious text; is a character from a YouTube series made by the cooperation of GLITCH Productions and Liam Vickers Animation.

Uzi is an angsty robot teen who you can't out-edge. Not that she'd care what you think, or anything...

"Uzi, just because your railgun is green like the watermelons, it doesn't mean that it solves the word problem"

"Uzi? I thought you.."

"Oh no, Uzi is about to kill me. And so is the writer of this definition if I keep tal-"

by Dalek Saan May 15, 2023

Uzi

A high-speed series of farts strong enough to make your pants or underwear rise slightly from the pressure. Not to be confused with a hot ripper.

Man I'm dating this new girl and she's smart and hot but damn she keeps busting out the uzi after we eat Mexican.

by Chunkmastarr January 11, 2026

Uzi (Seat)

the seats in the rear of a vehicle nearest the windows, similar to the front passenger being "shotgun".
Refers to drive by spot

Cayden: "Shotgun!"
Zach and ERic "Damn. Uzi (seat) no battle bryan take hump

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.

This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.

by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020

Uzi Cord

The Lil Uzi Vert discord server

"I just got banned for saying good morning in Uzi Cord"
-Ducky

by FredricAKAWing February 18, 2021

Uzi Lover

A person (usually someone who's into Gangsta Rap) who loves the look, small and even taste of Uzis. This person cannot stand a second without an Uzi somewhere on his person.

"He's an Uuuuzzzziiii Lover" - Fur-Q from the fictional song 'Uzi Lover', The Day Today.

by Space Ghost Steve September 10, 2005

UZI MUNUZI

uzi munuzi is a word to express shock or joy depending on what context it’s in.

Shock

for example some bodys shot.

gabanster 1: what’s guaning breadbin

gabanster 2: he got shobot like a derk head, when some body was riding dirty.

ganbanster 1: uzi munuzi star fish

joy

gabanster 1: whabat yer got there star fish

gabanster 2: i just got a new xbox threebeesixty

gabanster 1: uzi munuzi

by I want to piss on you! February 4, 2007