Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

Sea-Urchin Bird

The "SUB" is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. When the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. The Sea Urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. Whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be classified as "extinct." it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in Marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.

Holy shit Karen! Did you just see that SUB fly out of that Sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

"what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your ass?"

"whats he got up HIS ass? A sea-urchin bird?"

by ProfessorKnell January 8, 2008

uphill gardener

In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment

by philip June 9, 2004

Sea Urchin

A gym rat who thinks they're tough with the most ridiculous ego know to man. A person who thinks that they are gods gift to beer pong when really they are the lowest of the low.

Hey guys someone just trolled. Its probally that sea urchin James Relish Taylor

by reckless54 October 11, 2013

unphilophobia

fear of never finding love

anti-philophobia
unphilophobia
(some ppl refer to it as)

by Alisson Suskind May 31, 2010

Urpish

Noisy stomach usually involving queasiness and gas. Discomfort after eating too much or eating disagreeable foods.

ooh, that didn't settle well. I'm all urpish!

by Miss McCracken December 9, 2010