Urethral Sounding

The act of inserting a variety of objects into the urethra for pleasure. Including but limited to dildos, screwdrivers, screws, toothbrushes and specially designed sounding tools.

I don’t smoke anymore but many times I go urethral sounding with a lit cigar. I’ll sit there and tan while my cock smokes.

by Papa Konstopuolos July 8, 2019

urethra

N: for males,carries pee out of the bladder, and semen out of the penis, trying to finger a male's urethra may prove to be unenjoyable.

"As I was sucking his dick, I wondered if any urine was left in his urethra from when he used the bathroom."

by shalvi April 6, 2003

Urethra Franklin

The act of inserting a sex toy or one’s penis into another man’s gaping urethra until the pain causes him to sing high notes.

Omg I’m so sore after last night bro...he/she gave me a Urethra Franklin

by Turbo Chode May 5, 2020

Urethra Cactus

A medical condition that causes a sharp pain in the inner penis at all times, and strains a lot of energy. Often causes immediate suicide by gun.

"Urethra Cactus is almost as bad as Broomrape, but for humans."

by Wheaton Plainfield Boy October 4, 2022

urethrelephant

A deadly mammoth-esque creature that has enlonged tusks that are serrated and miniscule at the tip. They head straight for the urethra, pulling until it is ripped out of the victim's body. The urethrelephant then proceeds to hoarde the urethras for later eating.Commonly seen in Lord of the Rings movies.

"Good lord, that man is being disemurethraed by a urethrelephant!"

by supaDISC April 26, 2004

urethral play

stimulating the urethra by inserting objects of various sizes. Examples: pencils, ball pens, swizzle stick, rubber worms, metal sounds. May also involve electro stimulation.

I got myself off by inserting a urethral tube in my dick and jacking until I came.Urethral play is my favorite way to get off.

by Roji Taka December 17, 2005

Urethral U-Boat

When a dude decorates his dick as a German U-31 class u-boat, and inserts a projectile, such as a nerf dart, into his urethra, so that when he climaxes into his partner, the projectile will be launched into his choice of holes.

I’m searching for a partner to perform the Urethral U-Boat on.

by VyXious January 12, 2018