urethral juices

The fatal fluid fictitiously figured to flow from fine phallus.

"Yo Grandma I forgot to pull out, want me to suck out the urethral juices so you don't get preggers?"

by anonymous November 1, 2023

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 15, 2016

Urethreal

A remarkable piss

Harry: Wow the ambience of that WC was really soothing, those binaural beats and scented soaps made for a urethreal experience
Bill: Shutup and get us a pint

by thesilentbutdeadly January 25, 2019

urethral

1) Adjective for "urethra"
2) An (un)intentional misspelling of the word "ethereal" when describing someone's beauty or charm

Person 1: she's so urethral
Person 2: you mean ethereal...?

by repufolklore January 17, 2025

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”

by Antwan Guzzels June 10, 2024