Use when someone is asking you a nosy question or just something stupid as hell.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
Reminder: never say this in front of a person who does not have a mother.
by Stephie Thong February 27, 2003
Get the ur mommug. A highly derogatory phrase which replaces the subject of a person's sentence to form a base and unoriginal form of retaliation (for those with difficulty thinking of witty comebacks).
by bamboo shoot October 25, 2004
Get the ur MOMmug. A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all comebacks. It can be used in a sentence, or by itself as a phrase.
Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Patient: Ur mom.
Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.
Patient: Ur mom.
Enemy: You look like a dumpster fire.
You: So did ur mom after I fucked her senseless.
by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019
Get the ur mommug. Defenition 1: This word can replace a noun, if done correctly.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Defenition 2: If one can't think of a cool come back. This is the phrase to use.
Guy 1: "Whoa! U made cool sound effects with that paper bag..."
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
Guy 2: "UR MOM makes cool sound effect!"
by Kevin N' Kyle and Company May 1, 2005
Get the UR MOMmug. by m0rph3us August 15, 2004
Get the ur mommug. Honestly you can say it for anything. Compliment, insult, describing your great aunt at her funeral! The possibilities are endless!
Ur mom: Hey Jimmy did you get your homework done?
Jimmy: ur mom
Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!
Jimmy: ur mom
Karen: I dEmAnD tO sPeAk To ThE mAnAGeR!!! WhO iS hE!?!
Me: ur mom!
by Tessa2021 February 5, 2020
Get the Ur mommug. The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
by mooshi800 April 18, 2009
Get the ur mommug.