Upgrade

1.To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

2.To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.

1.I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive.

2.Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded.

by Young Enigma March 11, 2009

Uptarded

adv., An improvement upon ones former status as retarded. This is simply a change, not a state of being.

Yo, ever since Leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin' uptarded and shit...too bad he's still a dumb biznitch

by Lonewolf March 17, 2003

Upgrade Slut

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.

Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!

by QueenOfNinjas August 30, 2016

Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an “upgrade” to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u March 11, 2011

ghetto-upgrade

To get a better quality product or more quantity of that product for the regular price, particularly when you are at a fast food restaurant or when requesting sexual deeds from prostitutes.

I ordered a small drink, and asked for the ghetto-upgrade, and received a large for the small price.

La-tisha gave me da full ryde fo da price of a lil somethin' somethin'. Dat shit was a ghetto-upgrade!!

by ghetto upgrade vince June 6, 2009

Uptarded

1) The past tense of increasing your retardation, making it greater, in retard style.
2) Making something retarded, making it suit your decore or general liking.

1) Freddy Schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. All unintentionally, of course.
2) I uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003

upgrade to pro

Pay up

upgrade to pro user for only 19.99

by IDKwhatsEnglish April 1, 2022