Crap rolling uphill

Used in the TV show Two and a half Men , usually means impossible to ever happen

Have u ever seen crap rolling uphill , Alan ?

by charlie'wanksta October 2, 2016

pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

The Ball is Rolling Uphill

This is a phrase you say when everything is going your way - things are looking up - there are challenges ahead but it is looking more and more likely that you will be able to overcome them. It can also be used as an action phrase - "time to get the ball rolling uphill".

"Looks like we finally got approval for our innovative but risky product! The ball sure is rolling uphill!"

You actually don't have to take that test today! The ball is rolling uphill!

We really need to get the ball rolling uphill if we are going to get done on time.

by mad rat April 12, 2023

Falling uphill

this is the term used when one becomes so intoxicated that they can actually fall uphill.

Damn, Jess was so drunk at the Hed pe concert she was falling uphill!

by bekaleena August 20, 2010

shit uphill

extremely and painfully slow.

"Bob was very slow"
"HOW SLOW WAS HE?"
"He was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"

"Steve? youre answer?"
"Shit uphill Gene"

"Charles Nelson Reilly? Bob was so slow he raced BLANK and lost"
CNR: "Hnn Hnn Hnn! I said 'a fat dog'"
"Uh.. ok. Richard Dawson,, 'shit uphill'?"
RD: "Shit uphill!"
"We have a match!"

by paul z ated May 4, 2014

Push shit uphill

Taking another man up the back passage.

Derek likes pushing shit uphill

by Paulo November 20, 2003

Fucking Uphill

When you are banging a girl while standing up that is taller than you.

Tom: "I'd hit that standing up."
Steve:"How? She's like a foot taller than you."
Tom: "Easy. I'll be fucking uphill!"

by Djsparty May 11, 2010