Make up and make out

When two persons are tired of their unkept anger towards each other and decided to make amends with a hot make out session!

Matt: Clara, I've been thinking about how dumb our fight was, I really thin-
Clara: Oh Matt, let's just make up and make out.
Matt: yahoooo!
Or
Juan: Oh Keith, how much I have missed you! I'm so sorry for our fights! I want nothing more than to cuddle and love you again.
Keith: oh man Juan, let's make up and make out!

by Blacksheep November 22, 2015

Shut up and keep talking

An expression that's used when you want information from someone, but that someone keeps telling boring details you don't need to know.

Can be emphasised by using 'Shut the fuck up and keep talking'.

Guy 1: So we went to her bedroom, and there were a lot of dolls there. She also had a poster of-
Guy 2: Dude, shut up and keep talking. Did anything happen?

by Vowtar June 20, 2010

Up and

1. To do something unexpectedly or with out any thought

2. Impulsive act

My neighbor was sitting outside talking to his wife when then he up and shot her. I did not see that coming.

by Breaking dancing on cardboard September 27, 2019

Wake up and smell the ashes

A rare version of wake up and smell the coffee, famously used by the Gman in the beggining of half life 2.

So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

by SirGuindilla September 28, 2019

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

Tutsi-ed all up and down

To be hacked to death with a machete. Bonus points if you die in central Africa.

800,000 brothas and sistas got Tutsi-ed all up and down in 1994.

by Con Dheadle July 22, 2010

shut up and color

references the popular kindergarten past-time involving line art and various multicolored crayons, also known as "coloring". coloring often results in an all-consuming, zombie-like preoccupation of the participant with the activity at hand and a subsequent obliviousness to the rest of the world as he/she bravely endeavors to stay inside the lines.

1.) <direct command; imperative> a streamlined and highly economical verbal jab that efficiently informs the receiving end to—in the following order—(a) step the fuck off, (b) shut the hell up and (c) mind their own goddamn business without actually having to use any profanity oneself.

as found for virtually every 4 word command, one may also come across "SUAC," or the acronym version of the phrase.

2.) <adjective> may also be used as a modifier to describe a nature, behavior or policy of willful ignorance; to turn a blind eye to something/someone.

1-a.) "that insincere meddlesome busybody at the office came up to me by the water cooler today and started talking shit about the new temp. i knew she was making all of it up and i was so hungover and tired of her constant gossiping that i was about to tell the bitch to fuck off and die but then i saw that the department manager within earshot so i told her to go shut up and color instead."

1-b.) "hey what's behind that door that says RESTRICTED: FOR AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY anyways?"

"nothing. go shut up and color."

2-a) "even though he knows all about the ceo embezzlement, the vice chairman's inclinations toward sexual harassment of female employees and the chief financial officer's insider trading habits, david's sycophantic, shut up and color attitude at work has gotten him far up the corporate ladder and the owner's asses."

by retcon September 25, 2011