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Unintentional Stem

Unintentionally or accidentally getting an erection. This usually occurs during inopportune moments such as during a business meeting or when guys (gay or straight) are playing sports together and make physical contact with one another. It is often considered to be embarrassing to everyone involved. It most often happens to guys when they are going through puberty because hormones are raging out of control and erections happen even when the guy is not thinking about anything sexual.
Guys in locker room after showering after a football game:

Tony: "Dude, are you gay? Everyone noticed you had a boner in the shower."

Derek: "No, man, I couldn't help it. It was just unintentional stem."
by CrazyJay August 9, 2010
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intentional community

Modern-day 'hippie commune'. A large house or space in which a group of people with similar interests and ideals come to live together and share resources.

An alternative living-style with an emphasis on communal or shared living.
Have you heard of that new yoga intentional community in Hawaii? Let's move there.
by DarthVaderScore April 27, 2014
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Intentional STD Spreader

An Intentional STD Spreader (ISS) spreads STD's on purpose.
They are the scum of the earth, and deserve to get their brains removed.
"I'm Kevin Ballbags an Intentional STD Spreader,

I spread my STD's across the lands,
new partner each time, I always make them pregnant
I will not wear a condom,
My purpose in life is to ruin life and spread."
by NohaMorphis May 27, 2014
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unintentional edgelord

people in online comment sections or forums giving extreme, hyperbolic, and/or controversial opinions for attention and validation. However, unlike normal edgelords, these commenters actually believe these opinions (albeit their belief is usually based on feeling rather than research) and are not just given for shock value. They even usually believe they're smarter than others and are unaware that they are seeking validation.

A common form it takes is the commenter pointing at a normal human behavior, a flaw in human perception, or a societal trait. Followed by them call it stupid (without researching why it exists) in a way that generalizes humanity but puts themselves on a pedestal for being above people that do that behavior or follow that norm.
person 1: I can't believe people fall for (illusion our brain isn't designed to see through), we are such a stupid species.
person 2: how does that make us stupid, we've never needed to use this in the wild.
person 1: but I figured it out, humans are the dumbest.
person 2: After it was explained to you. Look, can you even support that or are you just an unintentional edgelord?
person 1: *Leaves conversation in frustration*
by dirtwashere July 5, 2021
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Unintentional Sabotage

Usually happens in domestic disputes. When the offender creates a problem in order to have a argument about the feelings they would not express otherwise. A argument starting stepping stone. More often than not the issue brought to attention is not the actual problem. The offender will usually apologize. Therefore sabotaging the legitimacy of their current complaint.
"He does this all the time, starts nit-picking about my cooking, just becuase he wants attention, but when we get to the bottom of his true feelings he ends up apologizing for the comments about my cooking"! He has perfected the art of unintentional sabotage!
by littlesb79 May 4, 2011
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Intentionality

As taught in law school: A dog knows the difference between being kicked and being tripped over.

Perhaps the most vital component of trust and forgiveness, the factor of having committed an act inadvertently or willfully.
Although she felt hurt, she waited to respond, needing first to weigh the intentionality of his actions.
by Monkey's Dad February 26, 2020
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THE unmentionable

A man takes a shit, then freezes it for a week or so to get it good and hard, and another man uses it like a dildo on the other guy.
Gay guy 1: I want to do something freaky.

Gay guy 2: How about THE unmentionable?

Gay guy 1: I said freaky not fucking disgusting.
by Mistress of mayhem May 18, 2008
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