unpublish

You: woah, whatever i posted really sucks. why'd I make this?
You: ...
You: oohkay, im talking to myself once again.

1. Me: I should really unpublish this crap and everything I have created.

2. Friend: lol I just took a crappy embarrassing picture of something that contains you in it and im gonna publish it
You: unpublish that shit right now before I snap your neck
Friend: wtf is unpubli-

3. friend: whats that word again? where you.. uh.. unpublish something??
you: idfk man is it removify
friend: thanks

by qhantomia. June 26, 2022

Unpublican

A politician who is against everything public. Public lands, public schools, public transportation, public dissent, public radio…

“The Unpublican controlled congress just voted to sell Yosemite National Park to Koch Industries to finance tax cuts for individuals making over $750,000.00 annually “

by BIG CHALUPA 99 June 22, 2025

obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.

Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022