unhoof

To damage your cred at a gathering

man it is so unhoof to bring uno to the table at this time of night

by April88 October 15, 2009

unpoonable

Sexiest woman alive. Too sexy for ugly guys.

'That girl is unpoonable. She would never get with a guy like me'

by MrDarkSmith June 29, 2017

unooft

when someone redeems themselves from an "ooft"

p1: *does something not impressive*
p2(dok): UNOOFT

by undok July 27, 2017

Unprofaninated

To not be profanininite toward others

Person 1: Bitch.

Person 2: You better start being unprofaninated.

by Tacowaffle55 December 31, 2018

Unpooping

The better term for anal vore, where a victim is sucked up into someone’s butthole.

“Hey, did you see that new unpooping video?” “Yeah, the girl really got sucked up into his asshole like jello!”

by unpoopingman69420 October 28, 2021

unprofessional mechanic

Sana Ferdowsian

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice

by armon the top g August 2, 2022

Unprofessional nouns

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.

Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.

by Fred Sampson January 15, 2024