universe

The scary place where i live.

It's just that simple.

The Universe.

by chowman November 08, 2006

The Universe

Everything there is, at least by peons that don't know any better.

The Universe is relative... to the creatures that live in it, it's everything, but to the people who create them it's just another task that has to be maintained every couple thousand years.

I think the Universe we humans live in is really a scientific experiment gone horribly wrong. I think it was created by some advanced, but very fallible, students using futuristic technology. To us these students are our Gods. To their professors they are total smegheads and gits, always causing trouble.

Two Gods are taking a leak in the restroom....

God #1: So how is The Universe going?

God #2: My professor thinks I'm going to have to flood the damn thing and start over from scratch. The DNA is just so corrupted from so much inbreeding.

I *knew* I should have added "Thou shalt not do thy brothers and sisters" to my list of commandments. How about yours?

God #1: Well I already tried the flood thing... plus I sent down massive earthquakes, tornadoes, volcanic eruptions and the like... and many of them STILL won't acknowledge my existence!

I think maybe if I send down that Messiah I promised to that git early on, it might help.

God #2: I wouldn't hold your breath on the Messiah thing. I mean it MIGHT work... in about 2000 years or so.

by Alfie The Horndog April 04, 2006

university

The place where all asian parents want their children to study one day just to save face, and think that it's best for them.
It might look better on your resume.

Parent: Take advanced functions and calculus and vectors next year to prepare yourself for university.
Teen: WTF?

by Stealth! February 25, 2008

Universe

Everything that exists, according to some theories. However, other theories hold there to be multiple Universes, and some even hold that a omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, omnicognizant, and basically omni(insert suffix here) being called (variously) Jehovah, Yehaweh, Allah, etc., but usually called by the name of 'God' created the Universe(s).

A collection of Universes is usually called a 'Multiverse.'

The Universe originated in the Big Bang, according to one theory.

by Daedalus January 07, 2004

university

Excuse to chill out, lax and drink all year, eccept the occasional late last-night panic before handing in a paper.

Is an example nesessary?

by The Tangoman September 17, 2004

universe

The great unknown, undoubtedly aliens living out there, and its scarey just to think how huge it is, the universe is bigger than:

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The Universe is big.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

The Universals

is a Discord Server that combines all people and clans from all communitys possible.
The name Universals because it should unite everyone possible.

The offical founder is BillalAi.
Admins were and are:
Usaid
Broski
ESC
Redmask
Lemonskull
Sambobxd
Neid
Pepax

A: "Can you invite to the Universals?"
BillalAi: "Wait gotta j*rk off first."

by Yemado December 25, 2021