upgrade

To make a better choice for a relationship partner.

Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend?
Bob: Yes, she's a nice upgrade.

John: You are so nice! My last girlfriend was always going crazy white girl on me.
Sue: Nice upgrade.

Sharon: I love that you actually have a job, unlike my last boyfriend.
Fred: Nice upgrade.

by Harmony08 September 15, 2010

ungratefuk

A person who is an ungrateful fuck. Could be a college guy who complains about his mother only making him salad for dinner when he ONLY asks for salad. Or it could be the rich girl who simply rode the wave through life because she got everything handed to her (including daddy's credit card) and is now sitting by the computer twirling her hair while reading this.

College Dude: Mama just makes me the same old crap...salad.
College Chick: LOL wtf, why?!
College Dude: 'Cause I ask for it, LOLZ.
College Chick: So don't complain! Ungratefuk children...

by Ukranian Lizard September 8, 2009

upgradeophobia

The irrational fear of software upgrades

Grandinisha Persipony did not update her Mac to the latest OS as her upgradeophobia paralyzed her emotionally and she needed to take several pain killers to numb the fear.

by LamonteCristo August 14, 2016

relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.

Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014

girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

by kategspot February 11, 2012

ungrauer

When someone is not acting according to the Grauer culture. This is usually reserved for people attending the Grauer School.

Are you playing video games in class? That's so ungrauer of you!

by Dat Fat Cat December 13, 2021

Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 18, 2015