Unemployment line

The maximum point on your body that you can get a tattoo and still cover it up with clothing for a job interview

"I'm thinking of getting a tattoo on the back of my hand"
"Bad idea, bro. Better to get it below the unemployment line"

by Dave-Landon July 17, 2016

unemployment weight

The act of putting on weight because you are unemployed and lazy.

Wow, Cadle really added a lot of unemployment weight during his unemployment.

by Shotguys September 13, 2010

Senior unemployment moment

Reaching the age of realization that you are only Big Box greeter employable.

After receiving my 50th rejection letter I had a Senior unemployment moment and knew it was time to apply to where all senior greeters have gone before.

by Phiddy January 5, 2010

Unemployment ecstasy despair

The conflicting emotions one faces when one discovers that they have been terminated. First is a feeling of euphoria then dread, then mixed emotions that cycle frequently.

"John, you're fired you jackass!"

(John smiles a crooked smile)

"What's wrong with you John?"

"Unemployment ecstasy despair, boss"

by Cirdellin January 5, 2010

over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.

1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable

by P-Pope July 20, 2008

PA Unemployment

The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.

The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.

If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.

And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.

Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.

by The Real Driller October 21, 2021

Unemployment Gingivitis

When you become unemployed and start giving head for a living, resulting in gingivitis.

"Dang, My friend Austin really has a bad case of unemployment gingivitis"

by Jacobo47 July 21, 2024