undershirt

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!

...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...

by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010

underscore

_. Often used in email addresses in place of a space between words.

mike: whats your email?
bob: bob underscore smith @yahoo.com

by JoeyJoeJoeJr. Shabadoo February 7, 2007

Russian Underside

the russian underside is when your lady gets on top of you upside down and backwards and masturbates you with a 400 pound salmon while you masturbate her with a snow fox.

"Natascha, I think we need to spice up our love life"
"Boris, if you go to the fish store and get some salmon, we can do the Russian Underside and things will be so much hotter!"

by milkmaid604 June 13, 2007

undershake

to get leakeage after taking a piss

"i hope no one sees this stain in my pant...i had an undershake"

by all-mighty ruler September 29, 2005

underspeed

To drive over the speed limit, but still more slowly than everyone else on the road.

Underspeed. Conjugate like any other verb. Jeff undersped the whole time we were in Israel, going 80 kph when the posted limit was 60 kph. Krishnan and I mocked him severely when even a bus passed us at about 100 kph.

by Javelin December 14, 2008

your underscore mother

Your mother with an underscore thats very poggers and cool

Look at your underscore mother there so cool

by dx,.fhiulsr euol;' jdfo;gh dfv December 13, 2020

Underhenge

the main tickling hub inderneith the chin

Person- HA HA HA, stop tickling my underhenge
Person 2- But the cumpf is busy

by bassface5 October 18, 2010