Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010

Undestructable

Undestructable

A term made by Professional Boxer James Toney, He once said this during one of his post fight interviews when he ment to say"Indestructable"

James Toney: I'm the best, I am totally undestructable!"

by THEFakechowda July 7, 2017

uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

Unrestricted submarine warfare

A replacement for "I love you"

Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare

by paninipenis December 1, 2021

Unceto8

Person confined to a Wheelchair; A gimp, cripple

That guy is such an unceto8

by Willy Wonka October 26, 2003

Death Battle Unrestricted

A toxic,cancerous,immature facebook community known for having trolls,pedophiles,racists,homophobic and hypocritical people who post about people constantly when they don't agree with them, known for having shit level debaters and arguments, its home to the most ignorant group of people and for good reason! They stalk and harass people not just from DBU but from multiple ones just because you don't believe in what they believe and will stalk your family because they are all otaku/weeaboos who will send death threats to the people they don't like and then tell people that they do this and that with false claims and make bullshit up to make themselves look good, they also are known for uploading loli content (child porn) and then insult someone because they sensitive and they also tag people because they can't defend themselves without their boyfriends/goons being around, plus they are delusional and openly retarded asf who thinks about 2D girls and wanting to fuck robots and furries.

Person 1: Hey, Did you hear about Death Battle Unrestricted? They still harassing a single guy over an anime character!

Person 2: Seriously? didn't know DBU was that bad with this harassment and stalking man they delusional asf.

by Jehovah Yahweh July 5, 2018