The Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP)

Owing to Zachary Quinto's most famous TV roles and his real life relationship status;

When a dude is either gay or a serial killer or both.

Mnnn, I don't know about him. He's a perfect example of the Zachary Quinto Uncertainty Principle (ZQUP). You won't know for sure until you sleep with him.

by Homosexual Black Female September 17, 2018

GuanZhe's Uncertainty Principle

If two things are about 50% the same, they are as good as being the same thing, as quoted by GuanZhe

What did you say? You're gonna kill him? I heard you're gonna kiss him... meh, by GuanZhe's uncertainty principle, they both start with 'K-I', it's as good as the same thing.

by Reverse Godzilla November 7, 2020

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

Privateer of Uncertainty

Pansexual butt pirate, under charter to the Queen

I think you have a chance. I hear they're a bold privateer of uncertainty. Offer to buy them a grog and see where it goes.

by JohnsonFrog December 13, 2025

Uncertain Times

The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence".

Singular form: "(this) difficult time"

"In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket."

by ToddUncommon March 30, 2020

Uncertaint

An adjective describing a time when people are freaking out so much they instinctively hoard toilet paper.

Stephen: look at all these assholes buying up more wads of TP than their bungholes can handle.

Adam: Who can blame ordinary humans in these uncertaint times. I’ve got a bidet but not everyone is so taint-forward.

by renbag March 15, 2020

uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.

She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.

by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020