Sus umi zoomi

The one who speaks through his saxophone

The sus umi zoomi needs help!

by WhitimalsJJJ April 20, 2022

UMI

Umi, the woman Kim Namjoon is secretly married to with three kids. YESS IT'S HER.

Joon's ring finger is Umi.

by pornessianparapio November 23, 2021

Umi

The hottest person in the room that everyone has a crush on.

OMG have you seen umi's huge penis?

by Umi Lover April 23, 2022

Umy

He is beautiful never leave you peng sexy and has a very good technique at sports like football and everything he is most likely to support liverpool not bushybumanunitedhoe

Amir is so umy bro !!

by Anonymous1830_bad192 October 29, 2019

dirty umi

Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker

“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”

by pufflingswine July 8, 2024

umie

black boy on the internet who loves fortnite porn and beats his parents

fuck you jayden

We fucking hate Umie!
- says the whole friend group

by manny monster August 5, 2024

umi kaboomi

umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.

¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨

by daisy9785 May 9, 2022