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Ulery

A fat, lazy, impatient bastard. Referred to when angry at someone. In some cases "Ulerys" will have a undeniable desire to bathe in peanut butter and M&Ms. On occasion known to fuck spicy chicken tacos from taco bell. If no lube is provided for this taco intercourse, Ulerys are known to be very creative in finding their own lube and it's usually not sanitary.
"My friend was bein a fuckin Ulery when he was sleep walking the other night and I woke up to him eating my pajamas!"
by Brody Fletcher January 16, 2008
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ulterior

by Larstait November 15, 2003
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Uncer

A familial slur for uncles, particularly in the southern U.S.
Hey Uncer, do ya like touchin' some kiddies, or do ya like doin' sum drugs
by Uncer-Hater January 31, 2022
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Ulverston

A small town, just outside the idilic lake district. This town is home to many festivals in which paedophiles, homosexuals, the mentally retarded and 14 year old thugs who just want to get drunk, come together to cause mass destruction and fright to all those in the town. Long haired, bandy legged moshers can be found in the town most noticeably at Lightburn park, The kiosk, various locations around the town center and ford park. It is also home to the finest school in Ulverston, Ulverston Victoria, who recenty failed there ofsted report for being too shit. The town is also home to 21 year old faggots who like to prey upon the hairy-legged, butch school girls of the town.

Ulverston is situated near Barrow-in-furness and Dalton which have high teenage pregnancy rates, large amounts of drugs from the "Liverpool Underground" (I not entirely sure why underground train drivers would want to sell drugs, but hey I'm not God, Michael Barrymore is) and more violence than you could shake a stick at.

There is also rumour that there is an underground tunnel from Ulverston which leads to Oz, I cannot confirm nor deny this.

Recent celebrities spotted in Ulverston include Garry Glitter, Angus Deayton, George Michael and Josef Fritzel.

Christmas is celebrated in March in Ulverston as many of the population of the town are either stupid or morbidly obese.

The town's largest industy is chemical-making with the large "Glaxo" factory on the south coast of the town, pumping out photo-chemical smog and dangerous gases into the town causing low visabilty, lung cancer, gingivitus and scurvy.

Lord Ulverston once said: "All yee who set foot through the fine walls of Ulverston shall be here-by be stabbed and thus thow body shall be thrown from thee bell tower by goats"

Lord Ulverston died shortly after, in 1999, from dementia.
Come to Ulverston and sample some of the fruits of our labour!
by Crickenholme May 21, 2008
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Corridor of Uncertainty

1. A line in football exactly between the back line and the goalkeeper, usually roughly level with the six-yard-box. Any cross into the Corridor of Uncertainty will cause all sorts of panicky and comedy defending as neither goalie nor defence are sure to come or stay.

2. A line in cricket, when the ball pitches usually on a length, just outside the batsmans off-stump. It is such a good line that it leaves the batsman unsure of whether or not to play a shot, and usually results in either an edge, a play-and-a-miss or some other form of comedy cricket.

3. A dark alleyway.

4. A womans anus. Do you dare venture into the Corridor of Uncertainty?
Ooh, he's put that cross right along the Corridor of Uncertainty and caught the defence in one dilly of a pickle!

Fletcher: "If you keep putting the ball into the Corridor of Uncertainty, you'll get an edge for a wicket eventually."
Harmison: "OK, but what if I just bowl at second slip?"

Paul: "Let's go this way. It's a short cut."
Mike: "No, I can't see down there - it's a Corridor of Uncertainty."

James: "Let's have sex!"
Milly: "We can't, it's my time of the month!"
James: "No worries, I'll just put it in the Corridor of Uncertainty."
Milly: "Ouch!"
by Jamie Douglas January 5, 2007
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Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
by mistahroga November 3, 2018
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UHCer

Person who partakes in playing UHC, the Minecraft Block Game minigame that has natural regeneration off and can be played in many servers. They often browse dank memes on the interwebs.
All Nestor does is browse dank memes and play UHC. Typical UHCer.
by Jpgesus March 8, 2015
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