Ukranian angle grinder

The sexual act of finding a Russian foreign exchange student, stripping them down, rubbing them with motor oil, and nailing them on a tool bench. Guarenteed to get you major "props" with all of your friends. Because Russian chicks are smokin.
(Unless they are named Olga)

Grant! Are you kidding me? A Ukranian angle grinder?? You are a god!!

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

ukranian oil leak

The guy ejaculates into the girl's ass while she receives anal facing towards to guy. She then gets up, shitting cum and diarrhea clear from the guy's penis to his face.

One night Lexci got really drunk and decided to surprise her boyfriend with a ukranian oil leak.

by just don't November 14, 2009

ukranian mudslide

when a guy shits, pees, then ejaculates in a girls vagina then continues to fuck her.

"im going to give this chick a ukranian mudslide"

by urfriendlyneighborhoodstalker March 21, 2010

Ukranian Stomach bug

Radiation poisoning.

person 1: "I just bought a plane ticket to Prip'yat! I can't wait to explore the abandoned city!"
person 2: "Dont stay too long, or you'll contract the Ukranian Stomach bug."

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 June 22, 2020

Ukranian Brian

When you are fucking your boyfriend raw and his brother runs in and backdoors you.

Hey Terry, you remember when we had that special moment and then your brother ran in and back-doored me? He's such a Ukranian Brian.

by ddeessttrrooyy May 3, 2021

Ukranian welcome mat

Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.

“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”

by Samuyil Hyde February 28, 2022

Ukranian Birthday

A special day 6 months from your actual birthday where you spend the entire day eating Vodka and Baklava

It's a great day today as it's my Ukranian Birthday.

by HappySpecialTime January 13, 2015