utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

Utilital

An object That is very useful and has multiple functions

It was a very utilital knife.

by XAVHOO November 4, 2018

uniliker

In social media, someone who likes every post/comment/message whether they agree with it or not to make sure no one feels left out.

Hey I just got a like on my Facebook post
Oh it's from Andres nvm. He's a uniliker.

by Gilbert Young August 17, 2020

uilinnophobia

fear of people touching your elbow

Amy had Uilinnophobia due to be frequently touched on her elbows against her will during her early childhood.

by elbowjoe April 3, 2010

sport utility vehicle

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

by author October 14, 2006

utilize

The filthiest non-dirty word ever. Seriously, just say it.

I utilized your mom all night long.

by Jesus Christ April 13, 2005

negative utilitarianism

The school of thought that states that suffering must be eradicated at all costs. The ultimate aim therefore of negative utilitarianism is to destroy all life. This aim is often termed global suicide.
Many philosophers reject negative utilitarianism as being a terrible moral system because it asks for the destruction of life, which is normally considered very painful to all involved.
However, achieving NU'ism goal will have no adverse effects because there will be no one around to observe them and decided that they are bad effects.

I believe in the values of negative utilitarianism. If you want to know why I haven't killed myself yet; ask a chain smoker why he hasn't stopped smoking even though it is ruining him and he wants to quit.

Addiction is hard to break...

by Humankind May 26, 2005