U-boat

A long and sturdy albeit plastic turd that bends in a U plugging the toilet when the moment off truth arrives.

Man I had to swab the deck after U-boat 7:17 left the dock.

by delmarskd! October 20, 2011

u-boat

Large continuous dump shaped like a German WW2 submarine. Usually occurs the morning after a night of numerous beers followed by a curry

"Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?", "Jesus love take it easy, i just sunk a u-boat"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

ubot

Ungrateful Bitch Over There

"She was complaining, you didn't spend enough money on her present"
"Stupid UBOT"

"Spolied brat ain't nothin but a UBOT"

by WAITTHERESMORE!! December 18, 2014

uboot

arsehole shagging

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by Anonymous June 5, 2003

UBAT

User Being a Twat (UBAT)

Acroynm for a computer user being completely stupid.

'That call was from John in HR. He said his monitor wasn't working, so I asked if it was switched on. It wasnt! Bloody UBAT!'

by Tanktastic Techie January 8, 2009

UBatcha

An extremely reliable Genshin Impact leaker

Kazuha definitely had a rerun in 2.5/2.6 right? UBatcha said so!

by UbaStepOnMe April 17, 2022

u-boat

a term used to describe a piece of crap floating in the bathtub

John: Dude, she just made a u-boat!

synonyms: submarine , floatin' mocha , hershey , baby bauble , "accident"

by Peter Hirsch June 11, 2007