jeeze ums

another word for "sheesh" or "jeeze" used mostly in new england

"Jeeze ums, that was an intense conversation."

by aasshhlleeyy September 8, 2005

no-see'ums

The things that go bump in the night.

“How did you sleep?” said Mom, unloading the dishwasher.
“Oh,” said Abigail. “You know. The no-see’ums as usual.” She didn’t want to flip Mom out so she didn’t elaborate: the overdrawn Visa; Jonny’s tuition; her injured shoulder from where the box fell in the Amazon warehouse. But Mom knew anyway. She always knew. She was Mom after all. She was a bear.

Mike stared at the ceiling--two o’clock a.m., and the no-see'ums were at him again, biting. Why had she left him? He was a good guy. Maybe because he couldn’t treat her as lavishly as she wanted. And anyway, everyone was going to die. Perhaps it was that at the bottom. And there was nothing he could do about it. Was there? God was good, wasn’t he? No, said the no-see'ums, there is no God. And all went dark.

by Hifalutin! February 15, 2022

jay-ums

the act of hittin some one with a french stick

dude i'm gunna nuf jay-ums you.

by super lloyd June 11, 2006

cheeze ums

It is white it tastes like cheese, good girls swallow, it can only come from stroking the dick back and forth

" in my the face harder , just pullout I don't have birth control". CHEEZE UMS

by Hey my name is big john January 3, 2017

uh ums

jeans with no pockets

I am tired of buying jeans just to find out they uh ums when I reach for my pockets

by Ya ya k August 22, 2020

No see ums

TWACKED OUT OF YOUR MIND FOR TO MANY DAYS

I wasgoing on my 5th day twacked and looked quickly around and spotted a no see ums

by Sweetnstupid December 1, 2020

umstroke

What the sassy rower named double doug said to his team.
PS: hope im not provoking anyone with this lazy definition. I'm not cruel.

Sassy rower: Umm...stroke?
Team: bro stfu with the umstroke

by LuxuriantCarrot July 19, 2022