inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Fuck-Udders

Slang. A woman's particularly ample and/or attractive bosom. Usually used in a complimentary fashion.

Steve: Holy shit, check out the baby-feeders on that MILF!

Randy: Wow, I'd totally splooge all over those fuck-udders!

Steve: God damn I sure do love a good pair funbags.

by Tittiel0ver69 October 21, 2018

fuck udder

tits

tits
knockers
bazookas
gazungas
mongs

Can I put my face in between your fuck udders?

by Queen Andie February 24, 2005

Man Udder

Scrotum, the one teet man's udder

I squirted milk from my one teeted man udder all over her face

by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008

Man Udder

Scrotum, the one teet man's udder

I squirted milk from my one teeted man udder all over her face

by Centrecomm guy June 16, 2008

Udder

Cow boobs. In the musical RENT, Maureen dreams about drinking milk directly from Elsie the cow's udder.

Elsie: Still thirsty?
Maureen: Parched.
Elsie: Have some milk.
Maureen: So, I lowered myself beneath her swollen udder and sucked the sweetest milk I had ever tasted.

by SeZSEU May 15, 2016

cum udder

the part of a man you such on to get the milky substance out

man are my balls blue , i wish she would milk my cum udder

by Steven A Sayegh November 16, 2006