twatting

the synonym word for twittering; also, the infinitive word of twitter.

I am twittering how much I hate twatting on twitter

by lordmind May 7, 2009

twatting

To strike someone over the head, preferably with a shoe

I twatted him upside the head with my size ten.

by Cap'n J June 25, 2004

twatting

Also can be used in place of fucking, arsing...

I've got a twatting exam today dammit!

by Natalie Windsor March 14, 2004

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019

trotting twat

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

trotting pneunomonia

When you cough so hard you shit your pants.

Dan had to leave work to change his underwear when a bad case of trotting pneunomonia set in.

by bowhunter5000 November 9, 2012

twatting out

Verb

When someone overreacts to something menial in a negative, sometimes unprofessional manner. These reactions are out of line, and often aggressive and/or passionate in nature.

Conversation between co-workers
Person A: "Hey, I noticed (insert something stupid that person B did).
Person B: "insert combination of snide comments, expletives, and overall bitchiness"

Later:
Conversation between two friends
Person A: "God, she's so fucking annoying."
Person C: "Yeah, sounds like she was twatting out"

by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 9, 2017