twot

a word use 2 rub in some1 elses misfortune

haha he fell over, twot!

by Lauren Streeeeeeet September 4, 2007

Twot

Twot is the same as thot, however instead of "Thirsty HOE over there", it becomes "Thristy WHORE over there".

"Man, she's such a twot..."

by Your God ;) May 22, 2018

Twot

Hybrid of "twat" and "faggot", or to hit someone with a three legged object- such as a stool.

Shut up you twot.

Drinking lots of beer and then arguing can often end up with you getting twotted over the head .

by Countac Billio September 14, 2003

twot waffle

A crusty vagina

Omg that girl has a Twot waffle

by Bish wat!!!! July 22, 2016

Twot Swatter

(noun) The female version of a cock blocker (meaning a man who prevents another man from scoring with a chick). Twot Swatting is when a woman prevents another woman from scoring with a guy. Coined by Dane Cook in his most recent performance, "Isolated Incident."
Also can be used in verb form "twot swatted, swatting, etc"

(Jenny is flirting with a guy) April walks up and says: Hey Jenny, how's your AIDS?
(The guy Jenny is flirting with gives her a weird look and walks away)
Random guy: Damn, she's a twot swatter!

by concavernous May 20, 2009

twot clog

another name for tampon, also can be used to describe someone who is acting like a tampon.

example 1: uht-oh, seems i need to change my twot clog.
example 2: stop being a twot clog and let me have one of your fries.

by Kellee April 3, 2007

Twot Twiddeler

Some stuck up / self-absorbed Paris Hilton cunt, that spends more time rubbing her pussy in the mirror then she does gaining mental substanance...

Paris Hilton would rather answer her cell phone call from her DIKE GIRL FRIEND, then finish sucking her coked up boyfriend on video tape...
"WHAT A TWOT TWIDDELER"!!

by Stiff PTR January 21, 2004