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twoism

The feeling of being connected, or on the same wavelength. It's a deep feeling that only comes around once in a blue moon, but when it hits, the rest of the world feels irrelevant cause you have each other by your side.

Also, the first EP released by Boards of Canada.
Last night our twoism had never felt so strong.
by segwatty December 4, 2020
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twoink

a Twitter pig, an oinker. A twoink uses Twitter only for self-promotion, linking to his or her blog posts, etc., and never attempting to otherwise entertain or inform. Coined on 3/29/11 by Gene Weingarten of the Washington Post.
Look at his Twitter feed. One tweet a day, each a link to his comic strip. What a selfish twoink.
by Askeptic April 16, 2011
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Twogger

Twogger is twitter and blogger combined where the writer or "twogger" can write a brief webpage containing descriptive text and photographs which the twogger creates and controls.

The twogger's pages are called twogs
I have been on twitter this year and now I am going to join twogger
by twogger61 January 2, 2010
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twogaysfortheegg

a very swag tiktoker.
twogaysfortheegg are very very swag.
by swaggywaggy July 7, 2021
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Togi

An individual who presents a facade of productivity despite lacking in actual output.
"Look at that absolute Togi over there."
"Yeah. Says he does stuff but we all know he doesn't."
by the togmeister March 6, 2023
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Twokinds

A really, really REALLY fucking weird "totes not furry!1 guiyze" webcomic made by Markiplier's brother. (I'm not fucking kidding you. Tom Fischbach. Look him up.) It is known for being full of shitty anime plot tropes, an art style that only the French could enjoy and character designs that are clearly meant to get the 13-year-old-going-into-puberty's sperm production into overdrive. (If you can't catch the hint, the characters are blatant fanservice for the closet-furries who defend this shit unironically.)

I cant even describe just how shit this webcomic is, so do yourself a favor, because The Bad Webcomics Wiki has an amazing article documenting just why it is /shit/.

It is not as good as it sounds, considering half of the arcs are either:

1. Slow as a Warhammer fan trying to comprehend why nobody likes them.
2. Blatantly made to appeal to closet-furries and horny teenagers and early-adults who have nothing better with their life than to constantly jerk off to Flora, open your history books for 'Leoian' everyone.
3. Weird backstory flashbacks that try to strew the horrifically constructed story together. Yeah, its still not as good as it sounds.
4. All of the above (a majority of every arc.)

The fanbase is known for treating Tom like he's the fucking God Emperor of Mankind, while also doing everything in their power to actively deny that Twokinds is "not" a furry-fetishbait webcomic.
I read one page of Twokinds and I wanted to fucking kill myself. How is this shit even enjoyed by people, bruh?
by Yumbo Yet August 29, 2023
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Twogami

Twogami has that WAP >:
by Meltixx October 19, 2020
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