Twofer

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A diarrhea attack in the middle of the night, associated with approximately 2 a.m.

Something was up with that chicken. I woke up with a twofer and like to never went back to sleep.

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

Twozies

Testicles. I came up with this word because they come in pairs (hopefully), and it's catching on and you should use it.

"That girl's really goin after your twozies."

by PacificJohnny May 9, 2005

Twofer dress

A combination shirt and skirt connected by a band or belt (at mid waist or empire waist line). The joined shirt and skirt- almost always two different colors- combine to make a casual chic dress.

That's a pretty dress.
Yeah, this is my new twofer dress.

by Linnaea B. August 25, 2010

twofers

the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.

Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.

by Superthrive November 4, 2010

Twofer

A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer

Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.

by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016

twosies

spar's strong white cider,

sold in bottles of 2 litres, originally for 2 pounds, hence the nickname twosies, often abbreviated in writing to "zz".

"hey benn, you drinking twosies tonight?"

by camelia S October 27, 2007

twofer

Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.

Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.

by punkrockn August 25, 2008