twocker(s)

a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look fucking dodgey fullstop.

look at that twocker over there, what a dick!

by ozzy July 9, 2004

twockled

Wrestling with style in such way ur drip is untouchable.

“Twockling is very dangerous when ur drip is subsided from the rest of your body.”- said elmo walking down the stairs on his way to get twockled with somebody

by Sugerplummommy97 November 24, 2021

Tweckler

A person who heckled the 4th Plinth project (Antony Gormley's One & Other) via Twitter.

If I heckle the 4th plinth via Twitter, I am a tweckler

by Tweckler October 24, 2009

Twocker

Verb, to twock. When a person believes that they can twerk, when they in fact cannot

Person 1 "Did you see Miley's latest live performance"
Person 2 "No, I can't stand the twocker"

by Haywards December 20, 2013

twackler

A meth headed football player in position to tackle.

Bubba is the best twackler on the football team.

by Yayaye January 9, 2015

Tockles

Self-Made descovery.
The knuckles for your toes.
Being able to crack your toes but not your knuckles is called Tocklitis.
There is not cure.

“I am sorry. You have Tocklitis. But that is fine there are few side affects, including being bullied and called a whimp. Just try not to crack your Tockles too much.”

by RoyalBS October 5, 2018

Tockle

to tickling one’s cock with a toe

i gave him a tockle

by garlic barrow June 23, 2019