Twisted The Towel

when the towel soaks up all the lies and then you squeeze them out.

"i may have twisted the towel"

by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019

Log twister

When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel

Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak

by negrazzzz January 22, 2009

Twat Twister

when you pinch the lips of the vagina and twist them.

im in the mood for a twat twister, Dad!

by Oreo Speedman February 6, 2010

Thumb Twister

A word that is usually a nuisance to input in a text message, with a numeric-style key pad. These words will normally be typed/written with ease on a QWERTY keyboard oriented phone.

Some of these words will eventually become easy to write, but there's always going to be that one word that irks you... and that is a thumb twister.

Such words are Feedback, tight, baby, moon, light, etc. You know which ones they are.

Dude1: *struggling with phone*

Dude3: What's wrong dude?

Dude1: Nothing... I'm just trying to write this damn text message, it's got a buncha thumb twisters in it.
Dude3: Oh... well when you're done with that come help me set up this tent.

by urba3rbelong2us May 7, 2010

Double Turkey Twister

When a man lathers his dick in turkey meat and has a woman give a blowjob while there is turkey stuffing in her mouth and then spin in a bag blade like motion.

Adriel was Double Turkey Twistering in the back of the map while the team was being fucked on hardcore domination.

by Wobble Gobbler April 14, 2020

Twisted tea

The most dangerous weapon on the planet.
Oh and also a acholic drink for white girls

Holy shit he just killed that man with a twisted tea.

by T-roy the stud December 29, 2020

Twisted fuck

a complete wacko;
someone that has lost total track of who and/or what he/she does on Earth;
not knowing what the purpose of life is.

Dude q-tips are for your ears, not for your ASS! What a twisted fuck!

by StuckTogether69 December 30, 2010