tweerd

A crude conjunction of the words "totally wierd"

Missy likes to lick the bleachers-that's tweerd!

by lizspittle April 10, 2007

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

tweer

a term used to label a homosexual with bread

did you see rob making out with that guy in the bakery, he is such a tweer

by SpanishchixMB September 1, 2008

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010

twerlin

twerlin: really trippin; on that shit

Aye, that nigga twerlin for real dawg. He on that shit...twerlin on that real tip

by Amber August 8, 2004

tweedle

The act of ordering the same meal at a restaurant as one of the other people at your table.

Johnny ordered the steak. I didn't want to tweedle so I ordered a salad.

The menu is four pages long! Why are you tweedling off me?

by D. Vista April 26, 2005