Twatiest

Describes the great achievable heights of twatiness: ie, obnoxious, annoying and often pretentious.

Subject 1: "Faulkner's work is pure American poetry."

Subject 2: "That's the twatiest thing I've ever heard."

by rames royce April 14, 2011

Twatter Monkey

a phrase you say to a grimy girl; a girl with a dirty vagina. when phrase is said in an argument, you automatically win.

youre a fucking twatter monkey!

get your twatter monkey shit cleaned out!

dirty ass twatter monkey bitch!

by aj sucka sucka July 25, 2009

twatter

a person who uses twitter.

Oh he just twittered about waking up with bologna stuck to his chest. What a twatter.

by sandercommander May 27, 2009

twater

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

by John Doe July 19, 2003

twattered

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

by mick e June 5, 2009

Twatterboarded

When a male is performing oral sex on a female,
who is sitting on his face, and she squirts in his
mouth right as he takes a breath causing him to
aspirate on her love juices.

Laurianne was riding my face and Twatterboarded me with no heads up whatsoever.

by bighurtrocks October 20, 2022

Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.

Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.

by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009