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twat swatter 

a female preventing another female from getting laid.
that lady has been stopping me from getting laid tonight, she is being a real twat swatter if u ask me.
twat swatter by Mugz420sk8er June 5, 2022

Twat-swatter

It is the girl version of the cock-blocker.
Rachel: Cindy is such a twat-swatter, she would let me hook up with Adam because she told him I have crabs.
Susan: But you totally don't!
Rachel: I know!

Twat Swatted

The female version of cock blocking, where a female try's to hook up with a man, but has her chances blown by a friend, who usually is fuck-face.
Female 1: OMG! NANCY! That bitch Susie totally twat swatted me when I was trying to talk to this amazing guy last night!

Female 2: What a twat swatting cunt! Lets get our nails done!

Female 1: OK!

Twat Swatted

When a female maliciously prevents another female from getting it on with a guy she is interested in to have him for herself.
Did you see what Amanda did? She totally Twat Swatted Kristin so she couldn't hook up with him!
Twat Swatted by K10 the Beaver July 21, 2009

Twat Swater 

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.
Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah
Twat Swater by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Twat-swatted 

A term used when a female interferes with another female .who is trying to hook up with a male. Synonym: Cock blocked
We were at the club the other night and I was just about to hook up with this guy when I got twat-swatted by Tabitha.
Twat-swatted by Anglmk2 January 27, 2024