Twank

When someone makes the wanking motoin with a twink pen, listening to the stell ball inside

Joe: Stop twanking steve
Steve: But the stell ball will stop!

by SteveAndJoeAndBob May 1, 2008

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021

Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021

Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013