by SteveAndJoeAndBob May 1, 2008
Get the Twankmug. Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015
Get the Twankedmug. Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
Get the Twankingmug. Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021
Get the Twankingmug. by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
Get the Twankingmug. Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"
"I am making an omlet"
"Oprah at 10, yay!"
"Just had sex with the BF!"
"Life is better w/luv!
Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010
Get the Twankingmug. by Swayze baby December 28, 2013
Get the Twankingmug.