tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020

Twindemic

When flu season approaches and the government uses the media to push Covid19 variants to the extreme.

Did you hear about the Twindemic? I just got another vaccine to be safe.

What’s that? Covid?

Yes. There are a ton of Covid variants going around. Stay safe.

Oh shit, i’m not vaccinated lol

Recent studies show we are in middle of a Twindemic as there are many different variants of Covid 19 going around. Such as Omicron - B.1.1.529, BA.1, BA.1.1, BA.2, BA.3, BA.4 and BA.5.

by January 6 July 13, 2022

Gore Tandem

a group of overweight people (gores) walking side by side or in a straight line fashion, often taking up a large majority of the provided walking way

Professor: Jim Boy, why are you late to class?

Jim Boy: Sorry professor, I got stuck behind a gore tandem.

Professor: Oh don't worry, that's perfectly understandable.

by Nhoj Nosnikta December 2, 2011

Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

by Jamalizm August 5, 2010

Tandem Bikers

One of those irritating couples that think they have to do everything together. Often won't hang out because their fellow biker has already made their plans for them. They may also coordinate outfits. The name suggests that they even choose their mode of transportation to feed their habits.

Ryan had to check with his girlfriend before he could RSVP, so I doubt he'll show. No doubt she already has plans for him to watch the Bachelorette or something. Fucking tandem bikers.

by Bro Ken Femur August 25, 2011

tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

by mopar340 September 16, 2013