twaive

(Verb) Any action related to jacking off and catching the semen in your mouth

"I was tryin to twaive but it jus kept hittin me in the eye!"

by K52twaive April 22, 2008

Thainese

The ethnicity that people think Taiwanese people belong to if they know nothing about Taiwan.

John: Hey brother where you from?

Ricky: I'm from Taiwan man, how about you?

John: Awesome, I love Thainese people! Love those Pad Thai noodles.

Ricky: ....

by Ricky Ricardoooo August 15, 2012

Personal Trainer

A person who can't reach the qualifications to become a gym teacher.

Those who can't - teach! Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym become personal trainers.

Personal trainer

by Baudelaire August 21, 2013

Trained 2 Go

Means you are "bout it" or prepared for any situation.

Someone not to be played with.

You are about your business.

Don't run your mouth in Richmond them boys Trained 2 Go.

by Noah804 August 10, 2010

Twainiac

A current or former student of the Mark Twain School for problem kids in Rockville, Maryland. Any student of an alternative school.

You can see twainiacs being arrested on "COPS" or on "Jerry Springer"

by K Joyce October 2, 2007

twané

A beautiful, wonderful girl her looks are to die for & every girl wishes to be her just as every boy wishes to be her boyfriend. She is loving & caring & will help wear ever she can. She'll put the people she love before herself & eventhough they don't think she cares about them they mean more than the world to her. You'll never find someone who loves you with more passion than this girl. She doesn't love easy but when she does she loves hard & that's why she hates falling in love. She loves her friends & family & will spend as much time with them as she can, keep her in your life because if you lose her or hurt her you will regret it.

Boy 1: "OMG! I'm so mad at myself"
Boy 2: "Because you'll never find anyone like Twané ever again."

by Cindy1096 May 26, 2017

trained monkey

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well

An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue

by trained monkey January 2, 2008