Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

Twafini

A twafini is a penis. It could also be used when talking about activities during sex.

Hey gurl! I had sex with Devin last night and his twafini was huge! OMG!

Dude! I walked in on Michaela and Devin last night and they were totally doing the twafini!

by twafinilover July 13, 2011

Twafflette

Twafflette

You are being a twafflette

by Garvalicious August 21, 2019

twaffle

Dirty or over used vagina; usually used by women about other women

That twaffle better not come around my man

by badman31 November 10, 2013

Twaffel

Female version of a douche bag, douche canoe, douche lord or any derritive of a douche-nozzle.

Janet is such a Twaffel, I hope she gets crabs for her birthday.

by Cunniliguist September 19, 2013