The phrase used for a person who continues to muddle up common phrases with there own take, most commonly used in the North-West of England, especially Cheshire.
"We've been best friends since sliced bread" as opposed to "That's the best thing since sliced bread" Or "Alls I know is hows about your mum mwaa" As opposed to all I know is how your mum is" When somebody gets it wrong they've had a " Turnerism "
by Anti-Turnerism February 19, 2019
Get the Turnerismmug. "THEY'VE TAKEN ELIZABETH"
"you threatend ms. Swann"
"you're the one they've been looking for. the pirate"
"MY FATHER WAS NOT A PIRATE!"
"you can't I can."
"why'd you take it"
"it wasn't your blood they needed. it was mine. the blood of a Pirate"
"you threatend ms. Swann"
"you're the one they've been looking for. the pirate"
"MY FATHER WAS NOT A PIRATE!"
"you can't I can."
"why'd you take it"
"it wasn't your blood they needed. it was mine. the blood of a Pirate"
by Kate Dawson November 9, 2003
Get the Will Turnermug. slutty man in his house
by notaturderrrruhj April 13, 2010
Get the turnermug. by frankie October 16, 2003
Get the Will Turnermug. 
Man! Girl you must be a Turner! Always playing the "I hurt my xxxxxxx card". You have been diagnosed with Turneritis!
by Bigfishbee September 29, 2010
Get the Turneritismug. when emma is on the phone with someone and turner calls she immediately hangs up and talks to turner.
by jackelliotturner February 7, 2021
Get the turneredmug.