turf

A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."

Your mom is turf.

Steelers? Yea more like turf.

by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006

turf

1. a sidewalk

2. the area that a gang claims

3. horse-racing

The turf was not safe for travel. What if I got shot.

by The Return of Light Joker May 4, 2009

TURF

Another word for 🧢. Think somebody lyin, just making up some bullshit, or tryin to be funny, they turfing. Simple.

Aye Jon, I just got me some buns!
Ted stop the turf.

by DuffeyBoys June 24, 2019

turf

lookin like trash.

oooooh i was unaware dat today is turf tuesday, cause y'alls is lookin like shit!

by michelleisfat October 11, 2011

turf

A fossil fuel obtained from a bog. Sometimes called peat. Slow burning, but gives decent heat.

Throw another sod of turf on the fire.

by Darth Ridley November 7, 2006

turfed

Refering to someone you think is ugly.

"D***you didn't tell us those b******are hella turfed"

by Andrewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww August 25, 2007

Turf

v. 1. To hook up with a girl; generally this is a girl that is not very attractive and one often needs 8-10 drinks to even considering letting her touch your penis. 2. The act of taking a "turf" home with you.

After I broke up with Chelsea, I got faded with my friends and went turfing at the pub down the street.

by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003