Albanian golf tournament

Refers to the unenviable position of a male participating late in a heterosexual orgy; the specific reference is made to having sloppy ninths ("playing a hole ninth"), following the unprotected sexual intercourse of several men who have left their semen and STDs in a sexual partner's vagina.

I haven't had such a serious case of gleet since my last Albanian golf tournament.

by Daction August 11, 2010

unreal tournament

A game in which the punk bitch campers get their asses 0wned by the Holy Shock Rifle. Yea, that's right!

by Zippy March 10, 2003

turdmented

Process in which food is formed into poo.

I just got rid of some turdmented Chinese food from 4 days ago, right into the toilet!

by Turdmaster flash November 17, 2020

turdpentine

An oil that you can harvest from people's asses

Bob, did you just buy a gallon of Turdpentine oil? Eww... What are you goint to paint with it?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 30, 2021

Halo Tournament

The social gathering of 3 or more halo fanatics engaging in some intense halo gaming

Boy 1:Hey man what are this weekend?
Boy 2:Nothing...Why?
Boy 1:We should gather some of the fellas and have our selfs a halo tournament.
Boy 2:Yes that sounds jolly good!

by Cynophobic009 March 5, 2008

Iason Tournament

An annual handball tournament which is held in Valkenburg, the Netherlands. It is a festivity which people look out for every year, it is visited by thousands of people, 3 days of playing handbal and getting wasted.

Hey, how was this years Iason tournament?
Yeah it was awesome, except for the weather

by Jaapisgay? June 13, 2009

the penis tournament

a more competitive version of the penis game where 4-8 people take turns shouting "penis" in a store getting progressively louder until a selected person notices it. When the selected person notices the person that said penis most recently is eliminated and a new person is selected, then the game restarts, except without the eliminated players. If the selected person leaves the store a new person is selected and the game continues as normal. This continues until there is only one player remaining

bob: wanna play the penis game

greg: nah the penis tournament is better

bob: (whispering) penis
greg: penis
rick: Penis!
mike: PENIS
tim: PEEENNNIIIISSSS!!!!!
random customer: who said that

greg: ur out tim

by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 2, 2021