The polar opposite of a jinx- for example, when one person makes a trumpet sound with their mouth and another person farts at the exact same time. Other examples include sneezing and sharting at the exact same time, humming and stomach rumbling at the exact same time. (Not associated with misfortune or one-upmanship, the Turbojinx has transcended these aspects of it's original, the regular jinx.)
I just happened to make a loud trumpet noise that mirrored the sound of Alex farting at the exact same time. I called "Turbojinx" so he owed me a small personal pizza.
by The Likely Giraffe July 7, 2017
Get the Turbojinx mug.TurboJackHammer or TJH is a hardcore sex position involving the female's upperbody lying on the ground while her feet are streched apart looking like the top of the jackhammer. Meanwhile the male inserts his penis while the female is in position. The way the move works is if the male rams his dick into the female and pounds her at the speed similar to the speed of sound while holding bold her legs like the grips on a jackhammer. They also should not stop even after ejaculating. The move is finished if the female has achieved the taste of nirvana and has no ability to walk for about 2 to 4 days.
Male 1: Hey I haven't seen your wife lately what happened to her
Male 2: Oh! she couldn't walk for about 3 days
Male 1: Why? What happened?
Male 2: We did a turbojackhammer one night and she felt the most amazing sex of her life
Male 2: Oh! she couldn't walk for about 3 days
Male 1: Why? What happened?
Male 2: We did a turbojackhammer one night and she felt the most amazing sex of her life
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Get the turbojacks mug.Coffee, a fluid made from the coffee bean that is found somewheres south of here in Columbia by that short lil feller with the donkey
I need some turbojuice to get my ass going in the morning, a whole crap load of it. Good to the last DROP!
by CURIOUS GEORGE IS GAY November 26, 2007
Get the TURBOJUICE mug.A person who holds high political office in Canada not possessing any special skills except an over dramatic speech delivery and exceptional hair care proficiency. He deflects criticism for his lack of skill and intellect by rabidly asserting that he is a feminist which immunizes him from political attacks. The term is modeled after the current Prime Minister of Canada Justin Trudeau who attained his current position in large part to his surname and previously mentioned hair.
“I want to run for parliament Don”. “That’s a laugh, you will get nowhere. Now if your father was rich and famous you could have a chance a la Justin Turdo!”
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