Turbojinx

The polar opposite of a jinx- for example, when one person makes a trumpet sound with their mouth and another person farts at the exact same time. Other examples include sneezing and sharting at the exact same time, humming and stomach rumbling at the exact same time. (Not associated with misfortune or one-upmanship, the Turbojinx has transcended these aspects of it's original, the regular jinx.)

I just happened to make a loud trumpet noise that mirrored the sound of Alex farting at the exact same time. I called "Turbojinx" so he owed me a small personal pizza.

by The Likely Giraffe July 7, 2017

turbofine

1. Someone who is super sexually attractive.
2. Someone who is extra fine.
3. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent.

Damn! That girl is turbofine.

by theinfamousthey February 5, 2009

Turbomincer

Someone displaying unusually high homosexual tendancies. Usually aimed at straight men to disparage sexuality.
Word originates from East Midlands, UK local slang.

-Lee is such a turbomincer dude I cant believe he has that beard.
-Ya I know what a massive turbomincer dude.

by rannable8 August 20, 2010

turboint

turboint / turbointing is a comparative of int / inting

When someone is playing so bad and helping the enemy team, that normally calling him/her out is just not enough.

Player 1: "Fuck you, I'm only 0/20/0"
Player 2: '' You're not only inting, you're turbointing''

by TheTrollCat October 8, 2021

turbolinskii

The greatest nickname ever to be given to a man. Turbolinskii is a hero to all mankind. Chuck Norris wears Turbolinskii pajamas.. There is no name that has ever come close to being as cool, amazing or majestic. One legend by the name of Jared has been given this most awesome nickname. Jareds "Turbolinskiis" most gorgeous fiance Rosie "Pickles" gave him this name for pulling into a parking lot too fast and it stuck for all eternity.

There's 3rd place there's 2nd place but nothing compares to what place Turbolinskii came in 1ST PLACE

by TURBOLINSKII March 4, 2021

Turboing

An advanced form of jelqing

The act of tying one end of a rope to ones penis and the other to a vehicle, then using the vehicle to pull the rope and stretch the penis.

I’m still sore from all that turboing we did yesterday.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Turboing

The act of a user presumed to have left the internet hiding behind an alternative persona.

Dude, did you hear about that pedo who just got exposed for turboing

by fruitdarkner October 2, 2025