Turbo Turds

To take a fast shit.

Uh-oh. I have to shit but I have a show coming on in a minute! Better make turbo turds!

by Userman July 9, 2011

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Turbo Chong

The act of taking a massive chong on a fat bifta. Word used by chavs, idiots and/or the elderly.

"Aww mate, give us a turbo chong on that cone!"
"I was turbo chongin' all night long - I'm all chonged out"

by Chongmeister February 10, 2012

Turbo Virgin

Turbo Virgins are people who do not like relationships and is disgusted at the thought of having sex with anyone. they are so hateful towards anything related to sex that they will literally die if they even nut

guy 1: bro look at that guy hissing at that female!
guy 2: oh yeah, that's just Dave. he is a total Turbo Virgin.

by Autismo 6607 July 20, 2019

Turbulence

That black guy with a beard on tiktok clapping his balls up and down and side to side, creating turbulence

I got so much turbulence
*starts clapping balls up and down*

by eccopulledupinarover11 May 8, 2023

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

twin turbskies

twin turbos

damn how much did you pay for those twin turbskies

by pussyman 2002 December 18, 2017