Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 1, 2010

Tuneplaysmelodies

The best streamer ever. Duh.

Who is Tuneplaysmelodies?

by Orchidsflower June 13, 2021

Italian Tune Up

When someone tries to fix a car by over-revving an engine for a long period of time. The idea is to burn whatever the problem is with your engine.
Also used by shady mechanics to rip people off when nothing is really wrong with the car.

I got ripped off by the mexican repair shop. All they did was give my van an italian tune up and charge me 180$.

by Jorge Valdez August 20, 2007

Tune up

The act of wiping your butt without actually having taken a dump. One knows they need a tune up when they are experiencing an itchy discomfort in the rectal area, likely because of passing a bowel movement earlier that day.

I gotta go for a tune up

by Iceman1987 March 24, 2017

Tuneplaysmelodies

The best streamer and friend ever duh.

Who is Tuneplaysmelodies?

by Orchidsflower June 13, 2021

Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were “installed”

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018

Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 27, 2020