Tumblr Weed

A person who is addicted to posting on their tumblr blog, they are out of control like a weed.

Ash: Did you just reblog me?

Kyri: Yeah man, I don't have any original thoughts of my own.

Ash: You sir are a tumblr weed.

Kyri: Damn :(

by followme August 7, 2011

Tumble Weeds

The art of cutting off your pubes, putting them in your mouth and blowing it in someones face.

Shelly still had some pubes on her face after Frank gave her the Tumble Weeds

by Turbulenc June 26, 2003

Tumble Weeds

those things that blow by in tv shows when something is abbandoned or nothings happening...

-i'm bored
-ya there's nothing to do
-look there goes a tumble weed we must be in the middle of nothingville!
-fo sizzle!

by coca October 30, 2003

Tumble Weeding

A person shaves their ass hairs and farts them into your face.

John: Yo I got a crazy tumble weeding last night.
Jack: Yo thats crazy you let that stacy chick fart her ass hairs into your face?
john: fuck yeah dude!!!!! smelled raunchy as FUCK

by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014

Topeka Tumbleweed

Sexual move in which a guy sucks a fart out of a chick’s ass, then goes back up to give her a frencher and blows it back in her face.

Remember that chick I met last night at the bar? I totally gave her the Topeka Tumbleweed.

by Sock Wrangler November 21, 2018

tennessee tumbleweed

plastic shopping bag (walmart style) blowing down the road as litter.

that d@mn tennessee tumbleweed blew on to my motorcycle helmet and made me wreck.

by judge888 May 26, 2009